Sunday, 30 October 2011

Returned .. again

Ok folks, I'm back online once again. I would start working on some caps for you today, and I still might, but I have to finish an exam and get it sent off (since it has to be in by midday tomorrow) so that is clearly going to take priority. Sooo anyways, there is new caps on the way, but probably going to be tomorrow.

Still I always bring you something in the end!

Friday, 28 October 2011

The Guest Room

Whoever said that haunted houses were a bad thing?

Sorry about not posting any caps yesterday, but i was trying to do a test for a course i'm working on at the moment and that sucked up most of my day (I didn't even finish it!). So today I'm going to try and make as many caps as I can, but no promises I'm sorry to say as I'm off early tonight to work away this weekend, so no caps till Sunday night, GMT of course. I know it sucks, hells I like producing caps and stories it's a nice way to relax, but hey real life takes priority as this doesn't pay my bills. Well at the moment at any rate!
Soooo, enjoy what I get posted today and I'll see you all on Sunday. I promise to have a new story written for monday night as well for those of you who frequent the library on Rachel's Haven (since I don't have anywhere else to put my stuff yet!).

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Bosom Blueprints

Always be careful when taking those undercover assignments....

Prizes to those who can guess correctly what words Hyes are an amalgamation of ;)

The First Amazon

The problem with writing a cap late at night and finishing it at work sometimes days later leads to one major problem, you lose your train of thought! So if any of my captions ever seem strange, as if two stories have been put together, that's why!  I really should learn to write my caps as a whole instead of writing them somewhat sleep deprived at four in the morning.....

Monday, 24 October 2011

Your Country Needs You! or Service In Skirts

Rumours Of A Good Year

Personally, I'm not too sure about the end result of this caption. I like the picture, but I don't think my story really did it justice. Should I remake this one (possibly as a film noir style) or is it ok as it is? 

Sunday, 23 October 2011

The Price And Prize Of The Ring

Sorry I didn't upload any caps yesterday or earlier today, but I was working at an open day all day yesterday and passed out soon after I got home. Just struggling to make something today as well, but meh, at least I have something up for you!

Thursday, 20 October 2011

What's In The Fridge?

Diets are just so damn overrated!!

Ok folks, I have a question for you lot. Blogger has recently decided to change how images can be viewed, which is why it now appears as the overlay on top of the page rather than in a seperate page when you click on them. I found out how to alter this to either option, but the question is, which would you prefer? Caps on a seperate page or on an overlay?

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Well Damn or The Archivist's New Look

When you reach that age, you tend to take things in your stride. But then with a body like that, who wouldn't be ok with it? 

Monday, 17 October 2011

Does My Bum Look Big In This?

Ah the question that plagues us all! Personally I've got no issues with my backside. When you're a six foot one inch redheaded lesbian with increasing muscle mass, a 36A chest and legs that more than three foot long by themselves, a size 12 arse is the least of your worries!! XD

On Examination...

Hello again ladies and gents, and welcome to another fresh week. Did you all have a good weekend? Mine was sodding hard work, but pretty good all told. Managed to complete a long distance run inside the time limit for the first time in ages, so yay!

Anyways back to caps for you lovely lot, and the stories I'm still working on. Keep an eye on the Kindle store is all I'm saying ;)

Enjoy this cap and more winging their way towards you!

Friday, 14 October 2011

Exercise Benefits

The only time when exercise is actually good! The rest of the time, it just hurts!!

Well I'm away working this weekend, so there won't be any caps till sunday afternoon at the earliest. I had hoped to produce a few more today, but I wasn't able to find any more time.

So I hope you enjoy this one and keep checking out my older caps. Comments are always welcome too!

Thinking about experimenting with caption tweets, a cap in 140 letters or less basically. What do you think?

Anyways, until Sunday, have a fun weekend!

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Catching Her Breath

Ah more sci fi to keep the blood flowing ;)

Sorry about the delay in today's caption, but work was a bit crazy today and I didn't have my oppourtunity to work on anything, especially since I spent most of the day reading books on my new kindle.... well I like to read and customers annoy me too much.

Anyhoo, this is also my 200th post here on this blog since I started it a few months back. Pretty good eh? Only the 171st original caption, but I'd call that an acheivement in itself wouldn't you?

Thanks to everyone that left me birthday wishes by the way. Really nice to see how many of you care :) You know how to make a girl feel wanted :)

Monday, 10 October 2011

The Second Spell - A Birthday Treat

Yep, that's right it is my birthday today! So I decided to give you all a special caption, just because :)
Building on the cap I made for the two hundred thousand view marker being passed, this one just adds something a little bit extra to that spell. Hey a girl is allowed her tastes! ;)

Enjoy, and back to regular caps tomorrow :)

Saturday, 8 October 2011

Dangers Of Scavenging

Lets see what's behind door number two!!

Look! Extra helpings for a saturday! Scary isn't it? Well I didn't upload anything yesterday (brain freeze) and I might not be uploading anything tomorrow (since it's pretty much my only sunday off this month and it is my birthday on monday so I might be off doing something, who knows) so yeah, enjoy this lot :)

Well Doctor

Some people just don't see the evidence in front of their own eyes, and have to bother medical professionals about it. Mind you in this case, I don't think the doctor is going to mind too much ;)

Am I Distracting You?

For anyone contemplating the use of magical items to turn your friends into something else, always remember to consider all possible outcomes or else it is bound to end badly for you.

Cleaning Up

Thursday, 6 October 2011


Continuing the tale of Sam Bright, the unlucky marine on the brand new world. The planet does seem to have a plan for him....

Public Disorder

Saw this image on the web about some riots over there in America, and well, thought it would be great for a cap. So kudos to the photographer and the news service for this one.

Tuesday, 4 October 2011


Because I really hate sexists and racists, what better way to deal with them than turn them into what they hate?

Weapon Trials

Just For A Moment...

I do so like my sci fi tales :)

Just a shout out for the girls at Rachel's Haven. Its their fifth aniversary and Dementia has asked that everyone show up at 9 pm EST/2 am GMT for the get together just to mark the event. So all of you get on over there in an hour and twenty minutes!!

Monday, 3 October 2011

You Call This Armour?!

Why is female armour in all these games and media always so ridiculous? How can any woman fight with stuff like that on?

Story inspired by the fact that I REALLLY want to be a questing adventurer in a fantasy world.

Saturday, 1 October 2011

Adjusting To A New Workout Regime

Even the toughest have a weak point they never want known.

Well I'm certainly enjoying writing these sci fi caps a hell of a lot more than the generic gender change ones I have been producing, so expect more in the weeks to come.

I'd also just like to take a moment to shove something at you. And don't be disgusting I know what crossed your minds there!
Anyways, the second issue of the Haven ezine is about to be released and all I can say is that its worth the small donation for you to get it, with new caps, stories and serials that are only available as part of the magazine that you won't be seeing elsewhere. There is also an exclusive cap from me in this issue as well as some of the best cappers and writers out there contributing to it. Now I know that a lot of the other blogs out there have also advertised the magazine, but hey it just shows how much we love the Haven and Rachel for being there to build the place originally. Its not like we're getting paid to do this. Now, there's a thought..... ;)

Who Has More Fun?

Just a fun little cap I decided to put together. Never doubt redheads ;)

Class of '32

Take your guess at who the girl behind this particular plot is ;)