Thursday, 31 July 2014

Admiring The Results

For the right price, Madam Matilde will do whatever you ask of her.

Still working on those user requests folks so if you asked for one, it is on its way. Things are just in their usual crazy state and my brain is on strike for the summer so like the channel tunnel, expect delays. ;)

Wednesday, 30 July 2014

One Way To Find Love

Things just happen, so just roll with it!

Well folks while I'm working on the reader request caps, here's one I made earlier (almost a month ago in fact, this is what happens when I have a store of things ready to go ;) ) to tide us over till I can get that done. Hope you enjoy!

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Reader Request 1 - Going Down

Because evil always finds a way ;)

Hey folks, sorry I haven't uploaded in a week. Its just been so damn hot where I am these past days that I haven't been feeling too well and finding it damn hard to concentrate on anything, let along being creative enough to come up with captions. Thankfully its cooled down a little, but hey its summer and I'm stupid enough to go out on long weekend games to run about in the heat lobbing smoke grenades and flashbangs at people. Should be epic though, although you may hear me screaming on the night game i have coming up in a couple of weeks since zombies/drug crazed cannibals may be involved. Note to self, bring spare knickers!!

Anyways, I wanted to get the reader requests that you lot have submitted done and Ian's was up first. Started this one before the temperature increased and only managed to finish it last night so if its a bit weird, thats why. More than a week between starting and finishing it will do that to a plot!

I'll get the others done as soon as and I may continue this anyway, so long as my ideas hold out in this heat!

So till next time sweeties!

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Research Gone Awry

Research is never easy.

Ok folks, the request captions will be starting tomorrow, so if you wanna see something you asked for, don't forget to post a comment!!

Thanks to Ian for his comment on yesterday's cap, and your request has been logged ;)

Saturday, 19 July 2014

Unexpected Starts

Fresh starts are never easy......

Ok this is one of those caps where I start out writing one plot and as the words emerge on the page, my mind takes it in different directions and I end up with a wholly different piece than when I first started. Thats not to say I don't like the outcome of such ideas, just that they tend to be more random than the single idea ones. But that is how I like to write and I think it produces a more free flowing story, especially in full novel length stuff that I do also work on, as for me the characters and plot seem more alive than if I wrote it in another fashion.
Ok thats the Saturday morning (because I only just got up and its not the afternoon for me on weekends till I can be bothered to put on a bra and knickers, which usually means about five o'clock) ramble over with for this week. You lovely lot have been doing a great amount of commenting on my stuff recently, so while I have captions ready and prepared for next week I'm going to do something a little different. For the first five people who comment on either today or tomorrow's cap (five in total, not five for each day) you'll get a cap written to whatever theme you put in your comment. There are some rules to this, namely I won't write anything I dislike for find objectionable (such as inanimate changes), but just stick down what you'd like to see and I'll try and make a caption for it.
So until next time sweeties *blows a kiss*

Thanks to Dawn and Ian for their comments :)

Friday, 18 July 2014

Don't Feel Guilty

Yeah I get sick to death with the rotating argument about breastfeeding. Quite simply, its biologically good for the child in question, but if a mother wants to breastfeed or not its her choice and no one else should bother her about it.

Thanks to Alana TGirl for her comment on the last cap :)

Thursday, 17 July 2014

Preparing For The Next Step

Each step along the path to happiness... sorry ran out of philosophic statements half way through this one.

Shows that I've played too much call of duty when I keep thinking of Reznov from Black Ops and the escape from the Gulag mission whenever I have step plans. Meh, it was a badass escape scene.

Wednesday, 16 July 2014

Cliches and Reality

As the title says, cliches. I'm as guilty of this pit fall as anyone else. Still meh.

Wow looks like everyone liked my last cap! Think I may have to turn it into a short series!!

Sorry for getting this to you lot late, but I was at the War and Peace show earlier today hunting through the stalls. Not much to really get my fancy (too much nazi and vintage stuff. good but I don't use stuff like that), but got a new daysack and picked up an AK47u for airsoft. Got my fingers crossed I can actually use it in game now......... eeep.

Thanks to David Swanson, Donna (yeah not going to write out your whole name, but its a cool one ;) ), Ian and Ambyr for their comments :)

Ambyr, I happen to be a card carrying member of the International Tease union ;)

Tuesday, 15 July 2014

Ticking The Boxes

Moving to a new place is never easy, but political correctness just made it worse....

More weird ideas ahead cap'n! Weird ideas are like an iceberg, for every one you see, nine more are hidden under water ;)
Hmmmmmmm odd metaphors too apparently. Oh well I haven't had my coffee yet *shrugs* doubt it'll make much difference though ;)

Thanks to Ambyr for her comments :)

Monday, 14 July 2014

Was This What You Imagined?

Reality never matches fantasy.

Urgh I hate Mondays, especially when trouble mounts up quickly and I can't get in contact with those who could solve it. Honestly, why carry a mobile if you are not going to answer it?
Anyhoo, I have caps ready for the next fourteen days, so yay for that, though it might be worth preparing yourself for the apocalypse anyways. Point of discussion, anyone out there a prepper? Do you have a bugout bag already to go?

Thanks to Ian, Loki Trickster and Alana TGirl for their comments :)

Sunday, 13 July 2014

Saturday, 12 July 2014


Good things come to those who wait ;)

Blargh! I hate having to work on Saturdays! So much more insane and this is quite honestly the first chance I've had today to get on here and upload something for you lovely lot. Haven't been able to sit down all morning and there's blood in my coffee stream.
Am I ranting? Maybe a little, but then it is an extra day's pay and with my bills for university starting to emerge I can't ignore that little plus side!! Well I say university bills, more like shoe fund and combat gear for a weekend long game of airsoft in August. Which is looking fucking badass right now since they have stated there will be sentry guns, emplaced LMGs/HMGs, vehicles and the possibility of helicopter insertions to the battlefield. Cannot fucking wait for the AI500!! High heels can wait, I need more guns!!

One thing left to say. Everyone look back up at the caption annnddddd..... dat ass ;)

Laters, sweeties!!

Friday, 11 July 2014

Better By Choice

Weird ideas once more...... oh well.

Thanks to Ian for his comment, and nope, not seen Apocalypse Now all the way through so haven't got a full opinion on it.

Thursday, 10 July 2014

Would You Mind

I wonder who could have introduced a plant like this? *hides a copy of the Overlady's Genetic Engineering for Apocalyptic Flora and Fauna behind her back*

Its amazing, I still have a large stock of new captions ready to upload over the coming days, hell I'm good to the week after next so far. Quite surprising to have so many waiting since for the last year or more I've been chasing myself to come up with ideas for captions I could actually give a damn about putting up here. Also have a short story I started on late last week that is almost finished and the next stage for my murder mystery full length novel (since its already at about 19,000 words and five chapters in) is well underway, even if it has been a right bastard to get the final chapter of this instalment written. Perhaps my muse has finally returned and is easing me back into the usual whirlwind that dominates my thoughts. Can but hope!!

Thanks to Ian for his comment on the last cap :) You know, I've only seen like twenty minutes of Born On The Fourth Of July and quite honestly it bored the ever loving shit out of me!! But then thats quite common for 'nam movies if I'm honest. Only 'We Were Soldiers', 'Full Metal Jacket' and 'Good Morning Vietnam' are any good.

Wednesday, 9 July 2014

In Session

The experiment continues.....

Yeah, a lot of my ideas are pretty weird. Oh well, its what makes me, me.

Thanks to Ian for the comment on the last cap :)

Tuesday, 8 July 2014


They'll make sure you comply.

Thanks to pgh pregfan and Ambyr for their comments :)

Monday, 7 July 2014

Hard Details

Difficult things are usually best told by those you know...

Its the start of a new week and thank goodness that I have caps stocked up and ready to go! Too much financial stuff for my university course to work out and deal with this week otherwise!!

Thanks to Pusywillow for her comment :)

Sunday, 6 July 2014

Trapped In The Past

Time travel always has its pit falls.

I think this cap spawned out of a discussion about time travel I had at home. That and the old style photo helped. ;)
I would go into further details about it, but well I just got up and I can't think straight yet! Urgh I need coffee.

Thanks to Ian for his comment on the last cap :)

Saturday, 5 July 2014

The Third Quarter

The energy within the Tower of the Overlady reaches boiling point once more, and mortals once again become her playthings.

Hey folks, sorry I haven't uploaded the last few days. I had the captions to do it, but I wanted to get this one done first. A combination of my own tiredness the last few days and crazy things needing to be dealt with at work meant that I didn't have much time to put it together and its taken me a while to get it to a stage I was happy with anyway.
Why the big set of captions this time round? Simple, this caption set marks two milestones this time around. 2,500,000 views here at the blog and 750 original captions created for it! *minions start wildly cheering in the background*
Its been a hell of a lot of fun creating stuff to go up here so here's to the next 250 captions!!

Thanks to Alana Tgirl for her comment :)

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Accidentally Happy

No matter how you got there, its always better to be happy.

Gotta admit, I love this lady's tattoos! The rest of her is pretty good too ;)

Thanks to Ambyr for her comments :)