Tuesday, 2 December 2014

Quick Update

Hey folks, sorry for the sheer lack of anything here the last few weeks. Should have posted something sooner, but well things have just got really busy round here as the end of the term approaches.

So where were we last time? Now from the last update, I have recovered all my data but struggling to sort out a lot of the programmes I used to use for things and just haven't had the time to learn how to use anything new for one simple reason. University!! The assignments and exams have been piling up and well I just haven't had the time or creative energy to work on anything but the things I had in front of me.

Now hopefully, I'll be able to work on some new stuff over the coming weeks as the exams and shizzle finish up for the semester, and I do have some in stock ready to go when I have the rest of what is planned done as well. So I'll hope you'll all continue to bear with me while I get through this period.

On another note, off to play a big game of airsoft this weekend! Should be a hell of a lot of fun as its in a CQB environment (or MOUT or whatever it is the Americans call it. Basically I'm fighting in a village mock up) and I've played and in fact worked there before while I was in the army, so I know how much running around it will need and how much it will hurt to battle there all weekend. Damn rooftop snipers.....

Anyhoo, I'll try and get some caps to you in the coming weeks, but until then, why not check out some of the awesome content the girls over at the Haven make? There are a huge amount of great cappers there and they are well worth a good look!

So till next time sweeties, and hopefully in a lot less than a month!!

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

Just to keep you informed

Hey folks, first off, big thanks to everyone who has commented over the last week. Means a lot that you guys are hanging here even without new captions being posted.

Just thought I'd keep you abreast of things so you can get an idea of when I might be able to bring new content your way.

I have the hard drive removed from my damaged laptop, but I don't know what to do to recover the data even with the so called 'plug and play' caddy thing I have. Technology and me don't get along at the best of times, let alone moments like this. I think I may have to go and see a professional back when I manage to get home next because quite simply I'm sick to death of walking around to get to any of the stores here in my university town and then having to hang about when I get there for god knows how long. Besides, local guys tend to charge less and get the job done to a better standard, at least most of the time.

If I can get the data saved (please let me get a win on this one....) then I will be uploading what I have ready just so you guys can get some content. It won't be all I would have hoped to bring you, but its better than nothing.

But apart from my technical inabilities and clusterfuck skills, I'm getting busier with my actual course material now, with tests and assignments coming thick and fast over the next few weeks till Christmas pretty much. I'll do what I can, but no promises I'm afraid. That and my depression over what has happened hasn't inspired me to be all that creative anyway.

That aside, I hope to have better news and content for you lovely lot soon, so until then, take care everyone!!

Sunday, 9 November 2014

Bad News

Well folks, I got my laptop checked out at the apple store (at last why they don't just do a fucking walk in service I dont know..) and it isn't good news. While the hard drive may be ok, which is what they said, maybe, the rest of the lower section is not and they quoted me £550 to repair it. You can imagine what my response was to that! Seriously, two thirds the price of a new machine to repair one that is four years old? Yeah fuck off. They also decided that they wouldn't just help me there and then by say, taking out the hard drive and saving my data noooooo, they said to go to another store and buy the 'caddy' and do it myself. Well fuck you Apple!! If you're not going to really help me, don't expect me to spend money on your products in the future!!

What that means for this blog is that if I can save my harddrive, there will just be a delay in new caps, if I can't well apart from the feeling of committing suicide at the loss of eight years plus of my life and all I have done in that time, it will mean a bigger delay as I both get new images to work with and learn how to use the programs I have on the machine I'm using now. On the plus side, even if I do save my old data, I'll still have to learn how to use those programs, so the quality of the caption's design should go up.

Anyhoo folks, I'll keep you informed as to what is going on, in between bouts of studying, depression and burning the CEO and staff of Apple in effigy!!

Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Delays, god fucking damn it

Hey folks! Let me start by saying, I'm working my way through the birthday requests and had got a good half way through them along with some extras to keep it all stocked up for a nice big upload for you all to enjoy. Other caps were taking a back seat somewhat as a result which is why I hadn't uploaded anything of late.
The problem is that I now can't upload anything as I spilt a drink over my laptop, thus nuking it. Fuck. I think I'll be able to get things recovered but my keyboard seems fucked as does the power since it started turning itself on and off repeatidly. Great. Still I've got an appointment to get it seen to this Saturday because as it turns out, the Apple store here in my current city are a slice of fucking useless and won't do anything without an appointment. Luckily I didn't have any assignments on the laptop at the moment and have a couple of weeks in hand before I have my turn in dates. You'd have thought that in a university city, the computer stores would be on the spot for any problems that cropped up. Genius Bar? I have more intelligent nails.

Anyhoo, ranting aside, we have just passed another big milestone here at the Caption Corner. 3 MILLION VIEWS!!! You guys are awesome!!! Expect extra caps to come your way for the milestone, you know, when my laptop with its stock of images and the correct programmes I use to make captions is back in working order!!

So anyhow, catch you later sweeties!

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

New Friends

She won't have to worry about drinking alone again!

Thanks to Ambyr, Kronostar and SP2000 for their comments :)

Monday, 27 October 2014

Social Adjustment

Sometimes all thats needed is a bit of an adjustment

Thanks to Ambyr for her comment :)

Sunday, 26 October 2014

Tracked Down

They will always find you

Have a second one for today folks!


Never trust clothing companies....

Thanks to Pusywillow for her comments :)

Friday, 24 October 2014


We are all enigmas......

Thanks to Sp2000 for the comments :)

Thursday, 23 October 2014

Show You Mine If....

Hmmmm don't think a tagline is needed this time round...

Thanks to Ambyr for her comment :)

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

The Family Curse

Every family has its issues, though this one has some more tricky ones than most!

I really hate these early mornings at uni! Especially when I haven't been sleeping well and I spend more time walking to and from the class than the time I actually end up in there! Oh well, gives me more time to get the assignments done and to find pretty things to wear on the internet!! Well that or more guns and stuff for airsoft, which is more likely to take my money!!

Thanks to Ian and Master Ree for their comments :)

Monday, 20 October 2014

Sunday, 19 October 2014

Not Much Longer Left

Time is running out for this victim of sorcery

Thanks to Ian and Frantic Eddie for their comments on the last cap :)

Saturday, 18 October 2014

For The Better and a quick update

Sometimes it takes a whole change in your life to see how others really are.

Hey folks!! I know I haven't uploaded anything this week, but well things have been hotting up at uni with more work coming on and extra hours spent in the classroom and I've come down with the second round of 'Fresher's Flu' (and believe you me its both horrible and useful for plot devices in caps to come!) so been feeling pretty crap. But that aside, I have managed to write a whole bunch of captions and have more in the works to get done soon!
Your response to my birthday offer was simply amazing! I felt really humbled that so many of you wanted to see specific caps and were kind enough to wish me a happy birthday at the same time! You guys are awesome! I've decided to do them all in one big upload so while they won't be up for a little while longer, its going to be one pretty damn big post when it does go up and hopefully you should all enjoy the pieces I put together! In the mean time, I have a bunch of other pieces ready to keep you all entertained so lets see how it all goes!
Now I think I'd better crack on with some actual work. Got two practical reports to write, some journal pieces to read ready for an exam, and some reading to do. Either that or I could drink some more coffee!!

Laters my lovelies!!

Friday, 10 October 2014


Hey folks, I may be uploading a cap later on today but that will be a special one since its my 26th birthday today! Man I'm getting old!!
Anyhoo, apart from the sheer amount of drinking I have planned, and there will be a lot of that (tempted to do something stupid with shots....), I'm going to give you lovely lot something as well. Sooo I'll make a special cap for everyone who responds to this post and all those till Monday up to the total of 26. So if you want something made just for your particular tastes, well get commenting and we'll see what the brain box can come up with for you. You know once its recovered from the drinking and trying to work out the mass of atoms and isotopes....

Thanks to Ian and Ambyr for their comments :)

(Ian: Havent got to stem cells yet, starting from the basics and building up with this degree, but I'll be taking genetics more heavily than other things I think, depending on how this year goes!)
(Ambyr: Always a wise investment, its a growth industry, especially when this virus gets loose from the lab.... ;) )

Thursday, 9 October 2014

Part Of The Family

Who said magic had to be a bad thing?

Hey folks, hope you're all set for a great day! Thought I'd drop in a cap before heading off for four hours straight in uni. I really liked how the plot for this one turned out, even if it did somewhat run away with me, resulting in the somewhat small text. Sorry!

Ambyr, since you asked, currently, I'm just doing the basic sort of experiments, such as identifying carbohydrates, but I'm planning to move deeper into the genetics front if my uni course allows it. I'm not planning on making a genetic virus that turns everyone on the planet into women no... *hides world domination plans behind her back*

Thanks to Ambyr and Ian for their comments on the last cap :) See you all for the next one!

Wednesday, 8 October 2014

Hath No Fury

Some people just can't keep their mouths shut.

Urgh I hate early mornings! Last two days I had to be in uni for a 9am lecture. Not quite sure how I managed to get myself out of bed, certainly was a struggle this morning, yet somehow I'm still one of the first ones there every morning despite having a good twenty minute walk. Are the rest of my course just lazy? Or do they have the luxury of living on the campus itself and thus only have a two minute walk to get anywhere? I know if I had one of those rooms I'd certainly catch another half hours kip!!

Anyhoo, still trying to get new captions made and uploaded for you lovely lot, but things will be quite slow I think till Christmas time simply because of being a student. So many lectures, experiment write ups and assessments to do......

Thanks to SP2000, Ambyr and Pusywillow for their comments :)

Monday, 6 October 2014

Texting In The Dark

Don't you just hate it when you get those late night texts?

Shows I need to make more caps when one folder alone holds over 1600 images! Oh well, means I've got a good stock to work with when creativity is about!!

Thanks to Ian for the comment on the last cap :)

Sunday, 5 October 2014

Saturday, 4 October 2014

Finally Understood

Sometimes it can take a while to understand the people in your life

Thanks to Ian for his comment on the last cap :)

Friday, 3 October 2014

A New Life In The City

Everything has its price.

Yay inspiration!! Got down to some writing last night and I think my mind is finally back on track to produce the sort of things I enjoy creating! So lets see where this will take us!!

Thanks to Ian and Sp2000 for their comments :)

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

Considering and Bewitching - Duel Caps

One must always consider the fate of others....

Hey folks, thought I'd bring you some extra content today! I had several spare hours going and after browsing around the cap blogs I enjoy for a while, I came across Dee's DIY challenge. Well the idea grabbed me so I'd thought I'd try my hand at it. I liked the picture she selected so apart from the piece for her challenge below, I put my own spin on the image as well and came out with the plot above. It may not be exactly what she was after, but well the story ran away with me a little and my initial thoughts kinda got overwhelmed with everything that occurred as the day wore on. Oh well, here's hoping I haven't lost all the creative energy I had then!! Hope you lot enjoy this pair of caps!

Blown Off Her Feet

Spells just never work as you expect them too.

Urgh its official, I fucking suck at maths! Had a tutorial session today (helpfully before the first lecture in it the fuckers) and I honestly understood less than a tenth of what I was supposed to be doing. Only class I've come out of with a headache so far. Maths = Evil. And if the fucking little ankle biters that populate the nursery under my dorm room dont shut the fuck up, I'm going to set fire to them all! They'll have a reason to run around screaming their heads off then!

Anyhoo, thanks to  Ambyr and Pusywillow for their comments :)

Monday, 29 September 2014

Saving The Marriage

The problem can come from the strangest of sources...

One of those caps I started then lost my train of thought and left it idling on my desktop for ages till I finished it last night. Hope you enjoy it because I honestly don't know how I feel about the end result. Bloody idea failure once more, comes from having to pretend to be someone I'm not till I really get settled up this way. Ah well c'est la guerre (and yes I do know what that means ;) )

Thanks to those who have left comments of late. I'd mention you all by name as normal but my laptop hates me at the moment and nearly nukes itself every time I log onto my email!!

Update Time

Hey folks, just to keep you in the know with what I'm doing round here. More caps will be on the way soon, but I've been busy doing the reading for my lectures this weekend and I will be doing that for most of the coming weeks, simply because well at £9000 a year tuition, I want to pass this course!! When I have a bit of free time, well there will be new caps, so we'll see how it goes now I'm actually heading into the lectures themselves.
So between that and making my first ever full roast dinner for my flatmates and me, things are getting busy round these parts!! Anyhoo catch you all next time sweeties!!

Friday, 26 September 2014

Trapped In Time

Time travel is never easy.

I love lazy days! Apart from reading the first chapter of the first text book (I have like five to go through every week damn it) for this course, I ended up finishing one book I brought with me and got about a quarter into the next. No one ever said I had to go out every night, I just did that every other night this week ;
Anyhoo, got another cap made for you all to hopefully enjoy so yeah, see you next time!

Thanks to Pusywillow for her comment on the last cap :)

Thursday, 25 September 2014

Not Sharing The Burden

People just never lend the right sort of hand

Hey folks, found myself with a bit of spare time this morning, since I didn't have anything I have to do and couldn't be bothered to get out of bed, so thought it was high time i got around to making the first cap from my dorm! Hope you all like it and I'll try and make new ones whenever I can in between all the reading I have to do for my course. Biomedicine was not exactly the choice for an easy degree ;)

Thanks to Ambyr, Pusywillow and Nobady89 for their recent comments :)

Saturday, 20 September 2014

Update Time

Hey everyone, thought I'd just post a quick message to explain the lack of content the last couple of days.
Well I've moved into my accomodation at university and just getting myself settled in with everything. Too much bloody walking to get anywhere, I already miss my car, but thats city life I guess.
Its going to take me a couple of days to get myself organised, so there may not be any new caps till sometime next week, and with the learning schedule I'm looking at, they may not be coming all too quickly over the coming months. But I guess we'll see how everything goes. Not studying all day everyday at the end of it, but just need to get into the swing of it all.
So anyways, keep your eyes peeled for new stuff because it will be on its way!!

Laters sweeties!

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Second Stage

Its irresistible.

Yep another weird idea, but that is what I'm here for! You don't even want to know the weird fecking dreams I had last night!

Thanks to Pusywillow for her comment on the last cap :) Kinda gives me an idea for a new story too so double thanks :)

Tuesday, 16 September 2014

What Disturbs Her The Most

Memory loss is always disturbing.

Well this is just one of those weird ideas that popped into my head while I was in a writing rush. Not sure about the end result, but hey, at least its something new and a little different from the bulk of stuff!! Tomorrow's cap is a bit of a weird one too.....

Thanks to Ian for the comment on the last cap :)

Monday, 15 September 2014

Reasons To Smile

There is always a good side to everything.

Monday once again folks, so here's hoping you all have a great week and had a fantastic weekend!
Might be a working week, but for me its the last one I have in my current job. Moving away to uni at the end of the week, so I just have to get through the next few days of customers and their stupid questions and pettiness and I'm free! Course, I'll have to find work when I get to uni, bills won't stop mores the pity, but at least it will be a change of scene!!
More caps to come this week so watch this space!!

Thanks to Ian, Ambyr and Alana Tgirl for their comments :)

Sunday, 14 September 2014

The Truth Of Reality

Reality shows, more fake than you might believe.

Just one of those ideas I wanted to pursue for a cap, though I might have been inspired by story I read, though I can't remember the title right now. If I find it, I'll post it up.

Anyhoo, catch you lot later!

Saturday, 13 September 2014

Friday, 12 September 2014

Making Choices

Its all about choices.

Like why I ended up making a cap with a very similar title to one earlier in the week (whoops) or why I decided to wait so long to get this one uploaded today thanks to the very dodgy internet signal at work today (yep, I use my own machine at my current job. Gives me something to do when even the tumbleweed can't be bothered to appear in the high street). But anyhoo, hope you all enjoy this one :)

Thanks to Ian and Pusywillow for their comments :)

Thursday, 11 September 2014

Calm For The Moment

The Matriarchy knows how to deal with its foes, although their foes take a lot longer to get used to what the Matriarchy does with them!!

Thanks to Pusywillow for her comment on the last cap :)

Wednesday, 10 September 2014

For A Little Magic

Everything needs a little magic from time to time

Hey folks, this is the first time I've been able to upload anything since I was moving a bunch of stuff up to my dorm room today. Not moving in till next week, but got the bulk of things up there. Need to earn a bit more money before I move permentanly for the start of my course. Well I say the start of the course, but then there's freshers week.......

Thanks to pusywillow and ambyr for their comments :)

Monday, 8 September 2014


Some results are better than others.

Its the start of a brand new week, and I actually have captions to bring you! Really need to spend more time focusing on creating things, maybe a daily quota might be in order? It would certainly help to get the big writing projects I have done!!

Thanks to Ambyr for her comment on the last cap :)

Sunday, 7 September 2014

Rediscover Myself

Just one of those ideas that popped into my head on seeing the image.

Thanks to Krazy Kay for her comment :)

Saturday, 6 September 2014

Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Not So Easy

Escape is not always an easy thing to accomplish.

Thanks to Ambyr, Ian and Pusywillow for their comments :) Pusywillow, glad you liked it :)

Tuesday, 2 September 2014

Reader Request - Sharing The Burdens

Marriage is all about sharing the tasks around the house, and thanks to nano tech, that includes child birth and rearing ;)

Pusywillow asked for a cap, so I hope this meets her expectations :) Sorry it took so long to get done.

Thanks to Ambyr for her comments :)

Getting Through The Day

Sometimes, just getting through a day is all you need to do and all you can think about.

Hey folks, sorry for not uploading anything. Case of the 3am brain freeze when it came to finishing anything (that and being awake at that time without having anything to do bores me, which also doesn't help for trying to write anything) so the completion of this cap had to wait a little while. Still to make up for it, I have a second cap for you later on today, the last of the reader requests, so keep an eye out for that!

Thanks to Ian for his comment on the last cap :)

Sunday, 31 August 2014

Home Early

The kind of uncomfortable that involved the need to raid the fridge afterwards.....

Right better get my thinking cap on and get working on some new caps as my stock has just run dry. I have about three thousand images stored up so its high time to use some of them!

Saturday, 30 August 2014

You Wanted This

The Retreat. Bringing your desire to life.

Hmmm not my best work ever, but once again this was an idea that had been hanging around so I wanted to complete it to clear it off the books. I'm not totally happy with the outcome, but well that s bound to happen every now and again.

Thanks to Ambyr for her comment on the last cap :)

Friday, 29 August 2014

Sneaking A Peak

Its always a satisfying experience to witness the outcome of an experiment

One of those hang around captions that bothered me because while I had an initial idea for it, I couldn't get it down on paper and ended up rewriting portions and even the whole thing several times before I put this version together. Still, kinda pleased with how it turned out.

Thanks to Ian for the comment on the last cap, and I wholeheartedly agree with it!

Thursday, 28 August 2014

Problems With The Internet

Some people just never listen.

This piece was actually inspired by a real event that happened to my brother's girlfriend. Some troll decided it would be funny and man did the fallout irradiate things! It ended up sitting around on my desktop for a while since as I was working on it, my email account was hacked and more nonsense ensued. Didn't want to deal with anything for a few days and this one just sat around till I finished it the other night. Too much of a luddite for my own good at times!

Now, I've got to descend into the madness of university web pages, logins and other assorted nonsense, so till next time!!

Thanks to Alana TGirl and Amel Annaba for their comments :)

Wednesday, 27 August 2014

Washed Into Life

You come for the waters but you stay for the................ ;)

I really should learn to get up earlier on my days off, only just got up. Oh well not like I had a huge amount of things needing to be done, only a large amount ;)

Thanks to Ambyr for her comment on the last cap :)

Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Tricky Things

Must resist breaking out into Queen lyrics......

Holy inspiration batman! I actually got something done for once!! My muse returned in full force yesterday, letting me not only finish a short story I've been working on, but six of the captions that have been sitting around for months waiting to be done, with the seventh in the works now. I even found the time to read a book from cover to cover last night. Damn it feels good to feel like the real me again. I hate feeling like a hollow thing when I can't be creative.

Anyhoo, so good mood ahoy and see you all for the next caption!!

Thanks to Ian, Ambyr and Pusywillow for their comments on the last cap :)

Saturday, 23 August 2014


Stress can do funny things to you

Thanks to Ian, Ambyr and SP2000 for their comments :)

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

Reader Request - All That Mattered

Love is all that counts

Well I did say the remaining requests were coming, but like everything I do, it always seems to take forever to get completed. Its why I have a backlog of returns to make for the girls over at Rachel's Haven! So this one is for Ambyr, hope you all enjoy it!

Thanks to Pusywillow for her comment on the last cap :)

Monday, 18 August 2014

Dream Passions

Because there are times when dreams affect your reality....

Tanks to Ian and SP2000 for their comments :)

Sunday, 17 August 2014

Making Sure He's Sorry

Hell hath no fury....

Back from the weekend game now. Mostly fun, some stupid shit that ruined it. Best bit was riding in the back of a WIMK gunning down the enemy team ;) Soooooo back to the capping routine and the hope for a nice, quiet relaxing Saturday next week ;)

Friday, 15 August 2014

The Cull Laws

Because a fight to the death always needs some busty babe to spice things up a bit ;)

Wanted to try my hand at a Battle Royale type plot for a change (not Hunger Games which is just a westernised rip off despite what the author tries to say. That said, I enjoy the movies, though the books can go hang. Seriously who needs two books of some bint bitching and moaning about her fate? Might as well read Twilight instead for that sort of eye bleeding crap.) but felt the theme needed mixing up somewhat. So like most things I try my hand at, I threw in a gender change, because simply why the hell not? Kinda liked the end result actually.

Anyway, I'm off for the weekend once more, leaving either tonight or stupidly early tomorrow morning (depending on how much I can be bothered to drive for more than an hour to reach the site after work), so there won't be any caps until Sunday night at the earliest. Though if its anything like last week, I won't have the physical or mental energy to get working till about Wednesday ;)
So I'll see you all soon sweethearts! I've got rebels to gun down in a hail of government sponsored fire.

Thanks to Ian and Pusywillow for their comments :)

Thursday, 14 August 2014

Reasons For Gazing

Reasons for everything, though not always what they might seem at first glance.....

Hey folks, sorry for the lack of updates. I was utterly exhausted after the weekend, which was a hell of a lot of fun, even if it was so dark that I couldn't see my hand in front of my face after a while! It took my till yesterday to feel any sort of recovered from it all, and I was still tired enough to feel the need to sleep through the whole day (which I didn't but certainly could have done!!). Still, got a few ideas in the works which I hope to get up here in the next few days.
On that, I'm off again this weekend to play another long game of airsoft, this time in an old quarry. Much walking to be had I think, but at least I'll get to sleep in the dry this time round!!!
Anyhoo, till next time sweeties!

Thanks to Pusywillow, Ambyr, Ian, SP2000 and Living as Stephanie for all their recent comments :)

Saturday, 9 August 2014

Promotion Comes With A Price

Everything has its price.

Well folks I'm heading off to run around in the woods and trying not to scream my head off when crazed cannibals come after me (its why I bring a sword ;) ) so I'll see you all sometime tomorrow. Have fun sweethearts!!

Thanks to Ambyr and Pusywillow for their recent comments :) BTW, the requests you two put in are on their way, its just been a bit of a weird week for me to try and get anything done.