At The Gates Of Valhalla

Like I've said before, I get strange ideas for my captions, but hey isn't that what makes me and my work so individual? ;)

Thanks to Evie for her comment on my last cap. Glad I could fulfill that fantasy for you :)

When you look at things, our community tends to cover most of the possible fantasies, at least those that could be considered more mainstream for us, but what sort of fantasies are rare or don't get covered? What are your thoughts on this? Just remember, if it isn't legal, its never going to get done. If you want that stuff, please walk into your local police station and hand yourself in. I don't have any time for that and neither should anyone else.

But enough of my mini rant there. I'd like to see what thoughts you have on the community at large, the sort of fantasies that don't get seen much, and as always, what you think of my work! Like every other creator, we don't know how good our work is if we don't receive feedback.

I Remember

Hey I know its another 'heard them doing it' cap, but hey a girl has to get her inspiration from somewhere and I always did use the strangest of sources....

Love Thy Neighbours...

Hey boys, girls and inbetweens! Did you all have a lovely Christmas? I said I'd be back on the 27th didn't I? And the couple of days off helped recharge my creative batteries a bit! Maybe I should take more short breaks like this... hmmmm.

Anyhoo, here's a cap for you all to enjoy and it was inspired by the fact I did actually here my neighbours going at it this morning! Enough to make a girl blush I tell you!!

That Special Time Of Year

Well folks, its true, we've all reached that time of year once more. I've been cooking all afternoon and much of the evening making various festive snacks, and even tried out a champagne cocktail, and damn fine stuff it was too!
Anyway, I'm calling it for today since I'm so damn tired right now, so sadly no last minute cap from me (unless I change my mind in the next forty five minutes....) and therefore no cap for tomorrow either. However, I'll be back on the 26th/27th and I'll have new stuff for you all to enjoy then.
So I say to everyone who has made this place a success for me over the last eight months, a Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!

PS: Now passed the 40,000 view marker! As a former girl of the Emperor's Imperial Guard, you can imagine that the number made me giggle. *puts on stern sounding voice* It is the forty first millenium and there is only war!

Thanks to SP2000, Hrdknight, and coolitgeek23 for their recent comments. Extra special Christmas wishes for you three :) There might just be something a little extra under the tree for you ;)

Last Day Of Work

Hey look another cap for today, and its a Christmas themed one too!

Yep it was actually my last working day for the year today as well and damn was it a busy one! Really looking forward to having the next week off over Christmas and New Year, only downside is I have to study for a medical course starting in the first week of January! Eeek!!!

And before you ask, no that isn't me in the photo. Although similar in breast size, she is both skinner (I'm kinda muscly ;) ) and ginger while I'm dark red. Fun eh ;)

Thanks to Hrdknight for the comment on the last cap :)

This Wasn't In The Song!

What a thoughtful girlfriend! 

The first of my Christmas Caps!!

I reckon the Twelve Days Of Christmas could certainly stand to be spiced up in this way don't you? But the problem becomes of course, since you get everything from the days before, by the twelfth day, what crazy kind of 'assets' are you going to possess?

Any takers to find out? ;)

Easily Fooled

If you looked as good and had an arse that fantastic, wouldn't you do the same thing just for kicks? I know I would ;)

Not quite sure why I got the idea to write this cap like this, but for some reason the photo reminded me of the girls in Zombieland. Not exactly festive I know, but hey I'm just happy my muse helped me create something today! I was starting to get a little worried that I was burnt out, especially since I have ideas for stories both new and current yet can't seem to get them down! Eeek!

Anyways, I'm going to be getting some Christmas themed caps out in the next couple of days, but I will not be posting anything on Christmas Day itself. Hey I want a proper break, and I don't exactly feel like continuing to do this stuff every single day of the year. A girl has to take some time off to get her mind in gear and keep her ideas fresh! After all, who wants to see the same stuff everywhere you go? I know I don't and I like creating stuff even in this somewhat limited community that are somewhat out there from the norm. Its how I roll ;)

Apologies for not posting yesterday. Despite having a day off, my ideas didn't flow right and I ended up getting busy wrapping presents and tidying up for the holiday.

Thanks to Josey14 for her comments, and sorry for spelling your name wrong. Brain freeze from typing quickly and posting in a rush.

Just remember folks that all captioners, writers and artists like receiving feedback on their work. After all, how do we know if it is any good if no one says so, or what they'd like to see next time?

Anyhoo, enough of my rambling! I'll try and cut it out for the next cap ;)

A Dodgy Cup

I'd finish the cup first, just to be sure. But then I'd leave it. After all, if you looked that good, why go back?

Thanks to Josie14 for her comment :)

Apologies for not posting anything for the last couple of days. I was hungover (and a touch poisoned) on sunday apart from visiting family, and yesterday, I had some critical idea failure while waiting to see the optician to have my eyes burn with contact lenses. Thank the goddess I brought glasses too! 

PS. I don't often wear glasses in case you were wondering, but I do need them from time to time.

Backfired Magic

If you're going to use magic, make sure you pick the right target otherwise things might end up going very badly for you ;)

Thanks to Melina for her comment :)

Bait

Any takers for this little programme hmm? ;)

The Look In Your Eyes

Its not just the look in her eyes that shows she's loving it!! ;)

Thanks to Hrdknight for the comment on the last cap :)

Incorrect Target Coordinates

Hangovers are BAAAAAADDDD!!!

Well then girls, boys, inbetweens, and the variety of insults, curses and stereotypes I can't be bothered to type out here, just going to apologise for not getting any caps up earlier in the week, but I have been super tired after the long training weekend I just completed and all the work that I had to put into it in the two weeks before that. But on the plus side, I did pass the course I was on so YAY!!!

Now I am working for the rest of the week, but I do have the weekend off so more caps coming your way so long as I can find the time to do them inbetween doing some stuff for the next edition of the Haven Ezine, which I have also let slip while getting my work done in real time. Sooooo watch this space for more stuff coming your way, and don't just ignore this site when I've been too busy to get new caps to you! :D

The black hole strikes again

Yep, my time has been sucked away into oblivion once again. I had been hoping to get some caps to you yesterday and maybe one today, but I've been trying to get all my work done for this course this weekend and I just haven't had the time to do anything else.
So no caps for the weekend either I'm sorry to say.
Anyway, next week all I have to do is start revising for a course in january so I will have more time to make some caps, maybe even to do some writing! So watch this space folks, and I'll see you on sunday night/monday morning. Have a good weekend!

Reading From The Wrong Book

Just a bit of a silly one for you :)

But I reckon I could be an erotica writer. I can get it pretty steamy can't I? ;)

Tilted Perspective

Be careful who you decide to insult because it might just backfire on you!

Sorry for not getting any caps up in the last couple of days. I've still been ill and very busy trying to do the needed work for the course I'm on. I won't forget to put caps up here, but there might not be many for the next few days until I've finished with this course and get off on my Christmas break. Don't worry though, I plan on getting many more caps to you in the next few weeks!

Keeping An Eye Out

Found, But Still Very Lost

Still obsessed with Skyrim, but then it is pretty much the exact thing in what in a game!

And hey look, triple helpings! Bodes well for Christmas doesn't it? ;)

Trials Of Womanhood

Promotion ... Of A Sort

Journey To Vapour - The First Gate

From One Cage To Another

A Virus Most Strange

See told you there would still be caps coming!

Slow time

Ok folks, thought I'd best give you a warning instead of leaving you in the lurch. Due to the fact that I have two weeks to really work crazy hard to prepare some lessons to pass a teaching course, there might not be many caps coming here till the 12th of next month.
However, I will be trying to fit captioning in around everything else so don't give up hope! There will still be caps popping up here!

Shower Room Chatter

More time out...

Sorry folks, I'm heading away again this weekend for more work related stuff. I had been trying to get a couple more caps your way, but packing and illness kicked me in the backside and I wasn't able to finish anything further.
If all goes to plan, I'll be back late sunday. If it doesn't, I'll be back late tonight. Ah the joys of work.
Anyhoos, have a good weekend you lot and I'll see you all on Monday for the start of another week's attempt to get caps done!

An Uncomfortable Assignment

No prizes for guessing what was lost!

Another caption on the quick. Just experimenting to see how these short ones turn out.

Interview With A Pop Star

The reporter from Interview With A Super Heroine is back and this time she is talking to a very different sort of pop star....

Don't You Dare

Certianly not a girl to argue with, but then she is my sort of girl ;)

You Asked For This

Twisting peoples lives and dreams to my own purposes. Evil ain't I ;)

Sorry for late arrival of this cap. Feeling pretty ill today and I'm also watching the King's Speech. Good enough movie to inspire me to read some Shakespere or Dickins!

Never Asked For It....

A cap in under a hundred words. I can do it! So I set the captioners out there the same challenge. Can you make a cap in under a hundred words? It must contain some TF/tg to it and the story must make sense. Any entries, just give me a shout ;)

Escape From The Bamboo Temple

Yeah, Skyrim is still influencing me!!

Well I guess I must have had a twenty four hour bug or something as apart from a sore throat, I feel pretty good today. So back to capping!

Is there a black hole over my head or something?

Ok folks, let me start off by apologising for not getting any caps to you this weekend. It was my intention to get several to you, but I had to go into work on Saturday and I was too exhausted when I got home to make anything. Today, well I seem to have come down with something (or at least the starts of it) and I've been feeling awful all day. With any luck I'll feel better tomorrow and get the caps I have been planning over to you lovely lot.

Now for the second thing. Once again it seems that all my free time is being sucked away from me. Apart from my normal working hours, I keep getting pulled into do more and more and so my chances for captioning are getting fewer, and lets not even talk about my story writing!! I'll be away this coming weekend on a training course, followed by the first or second weekend in December. Hopefully I won't get stuck with any more crazy hours and requests or I think I might go utterly crazy!

Now then, time for me to get some rest and hopefully heal up a bit before work this week. Even have to deal with an MRI!! Ah a week in the life of me! XD

The Wizard's Prisoner

Hmm perhaps I've been playing a little too much Skyrim of late? Either that, or I happen to like this idea. Only a shrink will know!!! XD

Becoming Teacher

If you ended up looking like this, would you not take up the offer?

Sorry I couldn't get a cap to you earlier today. Busy day at work and I keep getting absorbed into Skyrim at the moment!

200 Caps - Magic In The Eyes

That's right sweeties various! Two hundred original caps for this blog! Not bad going for a crazy redhead eh? ;)

Hope you've all enjoyed the blog so far and like what I've been coming up with. If you do, comment. If you don't still comment! Just be constructive with it! I can take the criticism, though your name might go on the list ;)

I won't bore you with any statistics for the site right now, but suffice to say there has been over three hundred THOUSAND visits to here, so yay! Big hugs and kisses to you all for making this place a success and to keep me making caps!

So just look into my eyes and you'll receive the perks of a very special spell. Trust me ;)

The Cleaner You Are...

Before you ask, no I'm not a crazy feminist, just a lesbian. I also don't really care about all those adverts out on TV, in fact some of them are quite clever (like the new Lynx 2012 one with the guy building the arc. Man has some skills and you have to admire his desperation!!), but come on, wouldn't this be a great situation to land that sort of company in? ;)

The River's Curse

If you're not after a life of strife and adventure, pay attention to local legends. If you are, well ....... 

How was everyone's weekend? Have a good time or was it just hard work? Well at any rate it's the start of a new week and here is the first caption from me for you to enjoy. 

If you have questions about my captions (apart from who the model is. I never bother to look when I harvest images, most of the time they don't come with a name and I honestly couldn't care much of the time anyways) or want to comment on a particular one that is up here, please take a few moments to leave a comment. If you don't make a comment, I won't know if you like them or not so have no chance to improve. I'm always looking to make better caps, be it visually with the style of image of the presentation of it, or with a better storyline. 

Its That Time Again, Folks!

Yep I'm away again this weekend. Wow work is really sucking up all my time at the moment!
Anyways, I had planned to get some caps to you today, but work stole a lot of my inspiration, I have no time right now since I have to be gone in a couple of hours and being told you've been taken off a list because you're dead does tend to add a nasty shock to the system to your day!

Anyhoo, I'll be back on Sunday afternoon, so I'll bring you new caps then. We're almost at two hundred original caps for this blog ;)

See you on Sunday!

Never Escape The Loss Of Free Will

Breaking A Simple Rule...

Never annoy a girl when she is reading! Especially if she had laid down the law on that point and just happens to have magical powers! 

The first of today's helpings for you lovely lot to hopefully enjoy. Planning to get several to you today and tomorrow as once again I'm away working this weekend. What's worse on that count is I've lost next saturday to work as well along with all the other weekends and weeks I've already got down to be away working!

Still, it's money at the end of the day, and for a whole weekend I do earn a nice sum...

Take One For The Team or Coach's Special Workout Regime

Not all sports related drugs are bad ;)

The Hottest Wheels Around

I don't make car adverts, but if I did, they'd probably be the hottest car adverts in the world ;)

A car that turns you into a regulation hottie? Would anyone out there NOT buy this car?

Pink Gym

That pesky general is going to cause some issues for sure! By the way, anyone want to sign up? ;)

Code Pink

A General with a plan and the means to see it through? Oo oh! Better watch out boys!

Case File 1 -Truancy

Does This Dress..?

Hey look! Triple helpings!

Interview With A Super Heroine

Hands up who agrees with her.

As with everything, change and evolution is good, and soooo I decided to have a go with a new style with my caps. I tried this style on a cap I made for Isobelle (it's winging it's way to you if you're reading this sweetie : ) ) and wanted to experiment with it further. I doubt it'll become my main method for cap making, but what do you lot think of it? Are there any other methods you would like to see?

Is It Just Me?

Common sense really just falls by the wayside when you're working out.

Getting all hot and sweaty in the gym was just what I was doing last night. Hey, this girl likes muscles, especially on other girls ;)

Techno-Witchery or There's An App For That

Why is it that some caps you just struggle to complete? This was one of them for me and it took me some time to try and work my way through the story I wanted for it. Still not totally happy with it, but if I didn't get this complete then I probably wouldn't have been able to make anything else for some days. My muse can be like that...

Mirror, Mirror

Useful mirror eh?

Sorry about not getting any caps to you yesterday. Suffered from a bad case of CID - critical idea failure.

Also I was playing Battlefield 3 ;)

Returned .. again

Ok folks, I'm back online once again. I would start working on some caps for you today, and I still might, but I have to finish an exam and get it sent off (since it has to be in by midday tomorrow) so that is clearly going to take priority. Sooo anyways, there is new caps on the way, but probably going to be tomorrow.

Still I always bring you something in the end!

The Guest Room

Whoever said that haunted houses were a bad thing?

Sorry about not posting any caps yesterday, but i was trying to do a test for a course i'm working on at the moment and that sucked up most of my day (I didn't even finish it!). So today I'm going to try and make as many caps as I can, but no promises I'm sorry to say as I'm off early tonight to work away this weekend, so no caps till Sunday night, GMT of course. I know it sucks, hells I like producing caps and stories it's a nice way to relax, but hey real life takes priority as this doesn't pay my bills. Well at the moment at any rate!

Soooo, enjoy what I get posted today and I'll see you all on Sunday. I promise to have a new story written for monday night as well for those of you who frequent the library on Rachel's Haven (since I don't have anywhere else to put my stuff yet!).

Bosom Blueprints

Always be careful when taking those undercover assignments....

Prizes to those who can guess correctly what words Hyes are an amalgamation of ;)

The First Amazon

The problem with writing a cap late at night and finishing it at work sometimes days later leads to one major problem, you lose your train of thought! So if any of my captions ever seem strange, as if two stories have been put together, that's why!  I really should learn to write my caps as a whole instead of writing them somewhat sleep deprived at four in the morning.....

Your Country Needs You! or Service In Skirts

Rumours Of A Good Year

Personally, I'm not too sure about the end result of this caption. I like the picture, but I don't think my story really did it justice. Should I remake this one (possibly as a film noir style) or is it ok as it is? 

The Price And Prize Of The Ring

Sorry I didn't upload any caps yesterday or earlier today, but I was working at an open day all day yesterday and passed out soon after I got home. Just struggling to make something today as well, but meh, at least I have something up for you!